We're a year old, but you get the gift! 22.5% off everything, 1 day only!

That's right! We celebrate our 1 year anniversary this week! We're so excited! You know, they say if you make it through your first year you have a shot, 3 years and you're golden. Hey, we're happy with having a shot!

So, we wanted to spread the joy (and gratitude) with 22.5% off of everything in the store. Why 22.5%? We just thought it would get your attention. We're a bit unusual, and we like to spread the unusual... um... ness.

So, we're sharing our joy and gratitude with 22.5% off every single gosh-darn thing in the store (including sale prices) on Friday March 18th only. The clock starts ticking at 12:01 am (EST) and stops at 12:00 midnight (EST), so get in, buy one of everything, and get out by midnight!

Plus, we have an even sweeter deal for our big spenders! When your merchandise total (this excludes tax and shipping) excedes $500, after the discount has been applied, we'll send you a free pair of Lily Padz breast pads ($19.95 value. While supplies last).

The Fine Print

Not combinable with any other offer. Return policy and all other policies as usual. Backordered items will ship as soon as they become available. Inventory may not be correct, and items are available on a first-come-first-served basis. We do not guarantee availability, even if our website states the item is available or it allows you to order the item. If unavailable, we will notify you of such and credit you for the charge for that item.

And anything else that will cover us that we forgot to mention. ;)